The elves have had enough! They cannot be duplicated; they are not easily replicated. So how has Office Depot® OfficeMax® managed to create 1 billion elves? “The economy is saturated with toy makers and candy cane creators,” says VP of Elf Operations at the North Pole, Richard Lovejoy. We sat down with Lovejoy and Sandy Sprinklespice, Lead Organizer of Elves Against Apps, to find out more about their thoughts on the sudden increase of dancing elves around the world.
“A revolution is upon us,” states Sprinklespice. “All of these ‘elves’ are just popping up everywhere, but not doing any real work!” Many elves who live in Santa’s compound, located in the North Pole, agree with Sprinklespice’s concerns. “Billions of singing and dancing elves are being created, but the ratio of toy production to elf remains the same. All they do is sing crazy songs,” said one elf who asked to keep his identity hidden.
Although the elf community has voiced concerns, the world has fallen in love with Elf Yourself®. Lovejoy notes that the dances are pretty amazing and is quoted as saying, “Have you seen that new Cat Dance? Hilarious!” The Elf Yourself® app was created in 2006, has been used in 215 countries, and has been translated into 10 different languages, including English, French and Italian. For perspective on the vastness of this elf-creating movement, the world now exists with one elf for every two children. To date, over 1 billion elves have made their mark with dances ranging from Break Dancing to the most recent dance, Oh Hanukkah!
Sources also share that a strike is on the horizon. When asked about a possible impending strike and its likely effects on making toys for children, Lovejoy responded by saying, “Our priority is the children. We will make sure each child has a happy holiday, as they do each year.” Sprinklespice adds, “But we will take a stand against these ‘dancing’ elves. Elves in the North, unite!”
What’s next for the elves of the North Pole? Our sources are saying strikes will take place in main-hub cities such as New York and Los Angeles. Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had no comment about the possible strike. In the meantime, more elves continue to be created around the world and the Elf Yourself® movement goes on.
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